Dear Dr. Examiner,
I would really appreciate it if you let me know beforehand the next time you decide to rape me in an exam. You know…for the sake of wasting precious time and energy that I could’ve otherwise used productively. Like sleeping, for example, instead of staying up all night studying notes that you conveniently decided to skip. It would also be a very nice gesture on your behalf if you cancel all the lectures and labs related to the exam in question, so as not to overpopulate my brain with the information they contain that you have decided is completely unnecessary for the exam and not even remotely related to the questions in it.
Your cooperation is much appreciated,
ĐǻñĎõøðñ
ps: i hope you die a slow and painful death...one more painful than your boring lecs that I've had to endure (and that i know now, was completely useless enduring)
pps: come to think about it,
DIE BITCH DIE!!! =@
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On another note, (I’ve been doing that a lot lately, haven’t I?), I have officially launched (wayed m9adga 3mry, mo??) my new blog
something along those lines…
which is completely dedicated to stories written by yours truly.
And no, SPILL will always be here and isn’t going anywhere, so I’m going to be updating both regularly inshallah. I guess that leaves very little time for studying and socializing with the other annoying creatures in my world...
How sad.
My heart breaks.
No really...
See you there….and here! ;)
A7ebkooooooooooom!!
And I missed you wayed too! ;**
ps: will reply to your comments on the previous post soon =)
For all the guys out there… don’t lose hope, GJDM
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Waaaaaaaaay!! Allah esa3idkom enshallah 3alaih... Mwaffigah :**
May Allah be with u ;) Allah ye3ench...
they're all like that :D
allah y3eench w y3eena 3lehom
LOOOL
i can always help with the second thing (''die bitch die'' =P) ive still got the AK..it aint going nowhere babyy ;)
mised you tooooooo hayati =* gona chek our tha other blog right now
ALLAH I3EEENICH!!;P AND GOOD HELP YOU!!;P
GOOD LUCK!!;P
WAAAY EL DR.7AQEEEEEEEER! ..o gimmie the link to ur new blog?
This reminded me of my final verbal exam last year, which every single word up there applies to it LOL
Good luck with upcoming exams and congrats on your new blog :)
7ayaty Good Luck :***
i'm sure the dr yabkom t9eroon khebra o the best in everything, ymkin ma t7soon el7een bas in the future bet7seen eb qemat what u studied :) o b3deen ur not studing for the exam only! u r doc! it's something u will keep for a life time:)
aw dandoon
HUG
inshallah u did better than u think
zain abe u email me everytime u post on the other blog
y9eer?
yaaaaaay! (3ala the new blog)
oo allah e3eenich (3ala this dr!)
lol...
dana, relax!
i'm sure you'll ace the test!
inshallah.
sham3at al jillas,
7asby allah wani3ma alwakeel!!
thanks hun ;**
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amu,
thanks wallah =)
your prayers are much needed! =)
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aurous,
na7no alsabe8oon wa2antom ala7e8oon lol :)
good luck entay! you'll need it hehe ;)
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desertpalms,
you know, i tried being nice...and i tried being civilized...
and what do i get?
screwed over!
hand me that AK!
we're going on a shooting rampage babyyyy ;)
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meemzz,
thanks wallah much needed =)
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livingmylife,
7adda =S
you can go to my new blog by clicking the "something along those lines" above...
or you can go to:
thoselines.blogspot.com
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nani 37,
you know, come to think of it, this reminds me of too many exams in my life lol ;)
but i thought the doctors would stop these childish games now that we grew up!
boy, was i mistaken!
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palomino,
wallah ana ma 3ndy mane3 5al ya36eena alf note oo ygolena dersaw,s mo egool the exam is only the notes oo you dont need anything else, ba3dain ma eyeeb wla shay mn elnotes!
loo gayel, chan ana ma t7achait wallah! =S
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eshda3wa,
eshda3waaaaaa? ;)
akeed e9eer 7beeby ;**
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a journal entry,
yaaaaaaay!
(3la finishing the exam lol ;)
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sadia,
i dont wanna ace it...i just wanna pass it, but apprently even that is too much to ask for...losers!
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah babyy
IM UP FOR IT
YALLA I GOT UR BACK HOMEGIRL
LETS DO IT..
NOW NOW NOW NOW! ( akons new song is stuck in my head LOOL i wana make upp right na na na)
btw i think ur other blogg hatees mee..it keeps sayin error when i try to comment lol!!
now now now na na na!
i hate that song lol!
it was stuck in my head a couple of days ago too!
afaaaa! my blog hates you?
then it must die!!!!
lol im sure ur gonna do just fine.. they grade on a curve dont they? ma3alaich mnha :P women always make the worst professors!
will check out ur other blog :P wanasa xx
i have a belief that i long ago implemented.. if i'm at a place that's supposed to be beneficial to me, and yet im not benefiting.. then simply, get ur gear and head out! time is precious, like u said u can be making the most of it elsewhere...
(unless he reads the registration roll and participation weighs a ton;/)
Dandoon , just updated my blog with the five60 even adress :)
waaai3! ma7ib chthe.. ana my exam ili 6af the dr gave us notes chthe 20 pages o ilexam questions bas mn the 1st 2 or 3 pages o the last page!! laish ya3ni laish! the questions kanaw true or false witha falsa lazim ensale7ha..o tekhayelay ilyom he gave back the exam o 6ela3 ena KELHUM FALSE! it was so tricky! wai3 i totally sucked:(
i hope your grade came out much better than mine ;*
hehehehe khoosh letter ..Allah y3eenkum elsara7a ;x
good luck
wanasa! will check ur other bloG :D
weeeeeeeeeeeee.. alla y3enik.. inshallah 5air. and i hope the marks will be good and better than ok...
if you need a master evil plan just contact me *sound of a shot guns reloads* :P
fastidious babe,
lel2asaf...it was a male doctor! =S
i totally hate him now! =@
oo they grade according to what they feel like, so no fixed rule! ;)
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LR643,
HE DOES!!
t5ayaly at the end of the class yeg3ad oo ynady el2asamy chenna ga3deen bel madresa!
a9lan ma 9arat bl madresa! =@
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zabooo6a,
excellent!
ill try my best to make it =)
wishing you the best of luck sis ;**
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B,
okay now THATS ANNOYING!!
e7na kila MCQ's oo kella all the following is true expect!!
wayyy wayyy it was terrible!
will update you when the grades come out hehe ;)
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squirreliya,
ee wallah allah e3eena 3la ras-hom elyabis hatha! =(
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stand alone,
hey hey hey!
what did we say about stealing my shotgun behind my back!
shame on you!
me, you and desertpalms feena shar muahahahaha! (6)
Dandoon il dr kuwaity? ;p
tara ana ga3da adfi3 3ana coz akhaaf eykoon 3ami ;p hahahhaha
sheno takh9o9a? ;p
how about aboog lich il exam next time ;p hehehehe
3ad dandooon athkir awl bel netham il qadeem kan eygole as3da bel ta9leee7 ;p i dunno if it's still the same coz el7een maygole sa3deni ;p bas athkir awl kaan eygole as3da a9li7 MCQ's ;p o kan eygole deray balich u have to be very accurate bcoz every wrong answer, a right 1 will get cancelled ;x
btw i still type exams for him ;p
3arftay il siir ;p
Palomino:
athaarech mintay hayna!:P khala9 tadren shlon? we'll wait for his office hours, then nidkhal 3alay both of us.. as2ala su2al that'll require his full focus wintay ka2anich ur admiring il "droo3" ile im9a6irhum wara maktiba, o chinich matadren fichay ilyarara o si7bay niskha.. leave, copy it, o riday il original! liana 7ay galb shakla 3aad lawrag;P
o dandoon, kila lajlich;)
palomino,
la2 he's not kuwaity...he's doctor pathology...chenna nigerian or something along those lines ;)
oo ba3dain ta3aly ta3aly, ur uncle shino ta5a9o9a?
shaklich btfeedeeny lman ekoon 3ndy exam eb ta5a9o9aa!!
i need to buy you more chocolate for bribe lol ;)
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LR643,
i agree...we will all make a scene and distract him while palomino ta5eth el exam oo types it! =D
deal dona palomino? ;)
L.R.643 & ĐǻñĎõøðñ
LOVE U GIRLS :***
DEAAAAAAAAAL ALL THE WAY hahahahaha
Love the action ;DDDDDD
ĐǻñĎõøðñ agolich takh9o9a in private ;D
dandoon ba3ad 3umry 9ij beginner! wala fy wa7id/wa7da (given their right state of mind) steals an exam to type it up?!?
haven't u ever heard of the wonderful creation, a.k.a. "copy machine"..?
ana agol, khalich bara o just monitor the corridors while palomino and i work our way around this messed up prof. or urz;p
Aha a fellow student who has felt my anguish.
*in Joker voice*
Tonight, these people will die. I'm a man of my word. AHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!
im sure you did fine bas ga3da etwasweseeeeen :P bas il profs feehm nithala halyoumaaaain
good luck!
palomino,
yala emaily 3ndch ;)
3ndy exam again after 3 weeks so ymkn oho hehe ;)
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LR643,
DEAL!!
can i wear my stakeout clothes?
the ones that dont make me look conspicuos? you know, the blue wig and clown outfit? ;)
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ren crow,
**SINGS TO J-LO'S SONG**
im waiting for tonight..
wooaaaaooowww ;)
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jooj,
ee wallah feehom extra nathala madree laish elna7asa!
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spur,
thanks 7beeby ;**
much needed!
no problem, libsay ur stakeout clothes.. bs shar6 il coffee and doughnuts 3alaich cuz shakilha ga3datna lay ilfayir!
the blue wig? fi3lan, faaaar from conspicuous, o yalait law u pair it up with a red nose, 3ashan 9ij u camouflage into the night;)
...bs ana shalbis?? ;/...
LR643,
maby doughnuts...im on diet =S
how about ice-cream though? sugar free ba3ad 3shan age9 3la nafsy ;)
oo i suggest you wear a super-miniskirt to divert the professors attention oo b3dain palomino tboog el exam...
ORRRRR
you can also opt for the blue wig and red nose....its also bound to catch his attention too hehe ;)
heheh;p
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