how do you...

One of my closest friends called me up the other day. I barely hear from him nowadays since we parted and went to different colleges after school. Lets call him X.

X is like the sweetest guy on the planet. Lel2asaf, he’s also the most naïve guy on the planet. He’s always been the easiest guy to boss around and be taken advantage of. So X calls me up and tells me ena he has this thing going on with a certain flana , and that he’s going to talk to his mom within the next few days 3shan they get things official. I was very very very excited and happy for him at first, until he started telling me more and more about their relationship.

That’s when the alarms started going off. Apparently, their relationship has been going on for 4 months. She had just come out of another relationship with a guy, and my friend had been a close friend of hers, so she confided in him and he was her shoulder to cry on.

This girl dash eb 3athalat oo b 8owa mo 6abee3eya. He told her that he liked her, but then she told him that she was in a relationship with another guy. As the days went by, things started going badly with this guy and X was her shoulder to cry on. She was a bit physical with this ex, like they dated and they would make out and we’re all touchy feely, bs nothing serious (per se) happened.

Then, apparently this guy did ‘something’ to her (that X wouldn’t tell me about) and that’s when she decided that he went too far and that things was unacceptable and she broke it off. I asked X if the ex got physical (like physical physical) with her, and he said no.

Elmohem, from there on, they got closer and closer by the day, until she kissed him somewhere on their campus one day. Yes, SHE kissed him. This is X’s first relationship so he didn’t know what to do, and he kissed her back. (ON CAMPUS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!!)

It went on like this for a while, they would study on campus together, kissing when no one is looking and cuddling when it was dark and after-hours. Then they would go to his/her car and do some more over there.

I know that X is:
a. inexperienced
b. a coward
to do all of this by himself, so when I asked him, he would say ee she did this that, and I would ask, really? She actually kissed you broo7a? he would say no it was actually the both of us...or we both decided to do blabla

Elmohem, apparently she has been nagging him to speak to his parents for a while to get things serious, and like I said, he’s new with all this stuff, so he wasn’t really sure of what to do or how to act. This is his first relationship ever. Even first crush ever.

This was all until a few days ago. He was telling me she has been pressuring him to take her out on a date for weeks (YES SHE PRESSURING HIM, la7ath-taw?), but he had been too scared…and yes that was a quote. Lain he actually did, and then they went back to the campus and had a serious make-out session (like serious serious make-out session…full blown mo bas kiss here or there), and that’s when he decided to talk to his mother, upon instructions from her basically.

6ab3an ana ga3d egooly elsalfa oo ana I’m thinking strange strange slutty slutty….okay al7en things don’t make sense!!

She’s ga66a nafs-ha all over him oo l9bay inexperienced doesn’t know what to do. What kind of girl would go kiss a guy o oho ma kan yaby eli he pulled away, oo then she does it again? Oo pressuring him to take her out…oo lman he did, he was wearing a cap oo ehya cool weya blsayara? Oo telling him to talk to his mom oo oho egoolaha I’m not sure about how I feel yet?

Laa oo azeedkom mn elshe3r bait, when she first kissed him, he told her ena stop I think we’re taking this too fast, chan etgoola no I think we’re taking it too slow!!!

And they’ve had several fights about how she thinks he’s taking things too slow and how he’s not going at her pace!!

Elmshkela ena she’s got him wrapped around her finger to an extent I didn’t think possible with anyone in the world. Oo kil ma agoola shay egool she said this oo she decided that!!

When I told him how do you know she’s the one ya3ny you’re not experienced or anything, he’s like she said it seems right...i say dont you think its too early, he would say no she said we dont need more time!!

An important piece of info is that my friend isn’t kuwaity, so when I told him ena she’s okay with that, he’s like ee she doesn’t mind…I’m like not even in the beginning, he’s like la2 she was cool about it. Also, you should know that my friend isn’t cute, isn’t hot and isn’t exactly charming. Ya3ny his personality mo eli keeps you up at night. If anything, he can be a bit irritating at times.

Oo ehya…well, I’ve met her once before ages ago…o all I can say is ehya mo hayna…


Ako wayed other things that I didn’t tell you, but from what he told me, the conclusion I’ve come to is this:

(now these are all theories so allah esame7ny etha ana ga3da atbala 3alaiha)

1. the ex got too physical with her
2. she needs someone to cover for her (or to blame)
3. she found the perfect gullible guy whom she can fool into anything she wants

4. one of two scenarios is going to happen:
a. they would get together for a short while then get a divorce
b. they would get together then ra7 tetbala 3alaih ena he did something to her, then get him into a shitload of trouble.

X really trusts my opinions and judgement oo I’ve tried to ayeebla elmawthoo3 ymeen ysar oo oho 7mar mo rathy yefham!

so my question is this:
how do you tell your friend that his girlfriend could be a slut?